The Expendables: Gallo Pinto: Costa Rican Beans and Rice 🥁🥁🥁1/2

The Expendables: Gallo Pinto: Costa Rican Beans and Rice 🥁🥁🥁1/2
Yes, it’s a guilty pleasure, but actually I feel no guilt whatsoever in my intense enjoyment of this testosterone – or perhaps human growth hormone –charged adventure that gives us another shot of those wonderful Hollywood-action-hero-has-beens who somehow never read their pink slips from politically correct tinseltown. And it is their self-aware irony that raises the exploding blood bath of a film to another level.

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Black Swan: Pink Fairy Cake Recipe 🥁🥁🥁1/2

This critically acclaimed film is such a churning stew of genres – supernatural slasher, rite of passage psychodrama, erotic thriller, ballet-Red Shoes wannabe – it’s enough to turn your stomach over, which is what happens Natalie Portman’s Nina on a regular bulimic basis as she struggles to her keep her rail-thin dancer’s body.

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The Martian: Roasted Rosemary Red Potato Recipe 🥁🥁🥁🥁

Remember when you used to sneak away to the cinema to escape the endless gloom and doom that bled from the headlines? Well, now you can again by streaming it in the comfort of your own home – far, far away to the red planet Mars, where a left for dead astronaut must use all his wits to survive until help arrives. It is only 140 million miles away.

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Dreamer: Inspired by a True Story: Banana Cream Pie with Caramel Drizzles 🥁🥁🥁1/2

Dreamer: Inspired by a True Story: Banana Cream Pie with Caramel Drizzles 🥁🥁🥁1/2
Sometimes it takes a four-legged creature to remind us what it means to be human, to pursue our dreams and to reconnect to those who never stopped loving us. You’ll find something for all ages in this timeless tale of a crippled racehorse and how she heals a family that is, in a sense, as broken down as she is.
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