The Expendables: Gallo Pinto: Costa Rican Beans and Rice 🥁🥁🥁1/2

The Expendables: Gallo Pinto: Costa Rican Beans and Rice 🥁🥁🥁1/2
Yes, it’s a guilty pleasure, but actually I feel no guilt whatsoever in my intense enjoyment of this testosterone – or perhaps human growth hormone –charged adventure that gives us another shot of those wonderful Hollywood-action-hero-has-beens who somehow never read their pink slips from politically correct tinseltown. And it is their self-aware irony that raises the exploding blood bath of a film to another level.

Read More

The Train: French “Pot in the Fire” Recipe 🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁

The Train: French “Pot in the Fire” Recipe 🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁

Forget all of Hollywood's hyped heist films and see one based on the real thing. John Frankenheimer’s 1964 film starring the legendary Burt Lancaster is about a real life World War II heist with real men and real machines. Two men of iron will fight for control of an iron horse -- a steam engine loaded with France’s art treasures headed for a quick getaway over the German border.

Read More

Black Swan: Pink Fairy Cake Recipe 🥁🥁🥁1/2

This critically acclaimed film is such a churning stew of genres – supernatural slasher, rite of passage psychodrama, erotic thriller, ballet-Red Shoes wannabe – it’s enough to turn your stomach over, which is what happens Natalie Portman’s Nina on a regular bulimic basis as she struggles to her keep her rail-thin dancer’s body.

Read More