Juno: Benihana Ginger-Cream Shrimp

It’s not just witty dialogue and a knockout performance by its elfin star, but the unmistakable ring of authenticity that propels this independent film into a mainstream contender. And it is further evidence that comedies are perhaps the most effective medium to deal with serious subjects, lulling us into a receptive affability that opens the mind.

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Jet Li’s Fearless: Lotus Seed Mooncakes

The flurry of Jet Li’s fists is but a backdrop to this epic tale of overriding ambition and tragic fall from grace. The real core of this martial arts saga is the uphill path from rebirth to redemption that follows. Maybe only in conjunction with bloodied bodies and crushed bones are we allowed to muse on man’s need to attend to his inner as well as his outer strength.

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The Expendables: Gallo Pinto: Costa Rican Beans and Rice

Yes, it’s a guilty pleasure, but actually I feel no guilt whatsoever in my intense enjoyment of this testosterone – or perhaps human growth hormone –charged adventure that gives us another shot of those wonderful Hollywood-action-hero-has-beens who somehow never read their pink slips from politically correct tinseltown. And it is their self-aware irony that raises the exploding blood bath of a film to another level.

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10,000 B.C.: Mammoth Burgers

Imagine a Saturday matinee from bygone days. A bigger than life, whimsical epic sweeps across the screen, brushing aside in its huge wake such trivial distractions as historical accuracy and geographical reality. You’ve got Ice Age mammoths, tropical rain forests, a friendly saber-toothed tiger, and great pyramids reaching into the desert skies. What’s not to like?

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Battleship: Picante Chicken Rice Burrito

Don’t be put off by the carping critics who have tried a preemptive strike to sink this Battleship. In fact, their bombast has been so blustering that it almost put me off as well. Yet this film has everything that the old-fashioned summer blockbuster once did – great action, likeable characters you learn to care about, and just the right touch of sentiment.

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Priceless: Champagne Punch

Think of words you never thought you’d be using together, such as delightfully decadent, innocently seductive, or wickedly wonderful. And then those that seem made for each other, like sophisticated, French, sex, and farce. Combine these with the same light touch those Gauls use in their pastry, and you get this cream puff of a film - sweet, airy, and utterly delicious.
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Leatherheads: Prohibition’s White Lady

Are you addicted to car chases, fiery explosions, and bigger than life bad guys? Unrelenting nihilism, sexual acrobatics, and violence in all its shades of gore magnetically attract you? Then pass on this one. But if you long for those forgotten virtues such as witty repartee, and a kind of savvy innocence, you will really enjoy George Clooney’s latest venture.
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Inglourious Basterds: Rote Grütze (Raspberry Dessert)

It’s an adrenalin-pumping roller coaster of a film - one filled with the same heights and depths as the carnival ride. Fine acting shines next to ham-fisted farce; suspense dissolves into brutal bloodbaths, and appalling violence is not rejected but repeated on a grander scale. Enjoy it at your own risk, but leave your moral compass at home.
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Eat Pray Love: Balsamic Black Cherry Gelato

Julia Roberts, that coltish beauty with the 100-mega watt smile, is the perfect actress to play the lead role in Elizabeth Gilbert’s memoir about her yearlong spiritual quest. Ms. Roberts transforms what otherwise might be seen as self-indulgent into the stuff dreams are made of, just as she elevated prostitution to a higher plane in Pretty Woman.
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Salt: White Russian Cocktail

Did Columbia Pictures actually hire a cadre of extras to pose as Russian sleeper agents to hype the release of Angelina Jolie’s latest thriller? Those alleged spies were certainly whisked off to Moscow before we could blink an eye, weren’t they? It’s enough to make you wonder is they merely disappeared into central casting to pick up their checks and former identities.
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